Creature
Vulgar Militiamen
Tiny angry dudes in Caelid with saws. Surprisingly lethal for their size.
7%Hard Pass
3 smashed45 total42 passed
Vulgar Militiamen Smash Rate
Vulgar Militiamen currently has a 7% smash rate based on 45 total votes, placing them at #360 on the smash percentage leaderboard.
Community votes reflect a mix of lore, design, difficulty, meme value, and overall popularity within Elden Ring.
Why Players Smash Vulgar Militiamen
- •Vulgar Militiamen has a design players can find cool, creepy, or weirdly appealing
- •Enemy aesthetic and region vibe can make even minor creatures memorable
- •Sometimes the attraction is pure meme energy and nothing more
Why Players Pass Vulgar Militiamen
- •Vulgar Militiamen is still an enemy creature trying to kill you on sight
- •Monster design can be cool without being dateable
- •For some players, hostile wildlife and humanoids are an automatic pass
Elden Ring Lore
Vulgar Militiamen is a creature in Elden Ring. Tiny angry dudes in Caelid with saws. Surprisingly lethal for their size.
Vulgar Militiamen is one of the many hostile creatures roaming the Lands Between, contributing to Elden Ring's worldbuilding through enemy design, region identity, and environmental storytelling.
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