Elden Smash
Patches
NPC

Patches

The unbreakable schemer who appears in every FromSoft game.

29%Mostly Passed
35 smashed119 total84 passed

Patches Smash Rate

Patches currently has a 29% smash rate based on 119 total votes, placing them at #93 on the smash percentage leaderboard.

Community votes reflect a mix of lore, design, difficulty, meme value, and overall popularity within Elden Ring.

Why Players Smash Patches

  • Patches has a memorable personality, look, or quest presence
  • NPCs with story relevance and strong vibes tend to attract fans
  • Dialogue, mystery, and emotional attachment do a lot of work

Why Players Pass Patches

  • Questline baggage, bad endings, or suspicious motives can turn players away
  • Some NPCs come with emotional damage, betrayal, or general instability
  • Patches may have the vibes, but not necessarily the green flags

Elden Ring Lore

Patches is the unbreakable schemer who appears in every FromSoft game.

Patches is part of the wider cast of Elden Ring NPCs who help define the world's quests, factions, mysteries, and emotional storylines.

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