Elden Smash
Land Squirt
Creature

Land Squirt

A pulsing mass of flesh that spits poison. Disturbing on every level.

4%Hard Pass
3 smashed69 total66 passed

Land Squirt Smash Rate

Land Squirt currently has a 4% smash rate based on 69 total votes, placing them at #442 on the smash percentage leaderboard.

Community votes reflect a mix of lore, design, difficulty, meme value, and overall popularity within Elden Ring.

Why Players Smash Land Squirt

  • Land Squirt has a design players can find cool, creepy, or weirdly appealing
  • Enemy aesthetic and region vibe can make even minor creatures memorable
  • Sometimes the attraction is pure meme energy and nothing more

Why Players Pass Land Squirt

  • Land Squirt is still an enemy creature trying to kill you on sight
  • Monster design can be cool without being dateable
  • For some players, hostile wildlife and humanoids are an automatic pass

Elden Ring Lore

Land Squirt is a pulsing mass of flesh that spits poison. Disturbing on every level.

Land Squirt is one of the many hostile creatures roaming the Lands Between, contributing to Elden Ring's worldbuilding through enemy design, region identity, and environmental storytelling.

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